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Personal quirk? I mutter to myself, “Morgan, you too old for this,” while I’m flippin’ through X posts, seein’ folks brag ‘bout their “massage adventures.” Surprised me, yo—people out here loud ‘n’ proud ‘bout it! I’m like, “Y’all wild!” But real talk, as an investigator, I gotta stay cool, wise, narratin’ this mess like it’s a damn documentary. Sexual-massage claims? Half the time, they’re fake—people tryna cash in on a “pulled muscle” that never happened. Other half? Real injuries, real trauma, and I’m over here, feelin’ like the dad in “The Return,” tryna fix what’s broke.

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Menges Erotic massage, Sex Between Breasts, Striptease/Lapdance, Facesitting (give), Striptease/Lapdance.

So, I head into Metlika, right? First thing I notice is the sun shining like it’s trying to blind me. I’m like, chill out, sun! I’m just a charcoal burner, not a vampire! I stroll down the main street, Trg svobode, and it’s buzzing. People everywhere, like ants on a sugar hill.

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