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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—its like a freaky forest, right? You’re huntin’ for a quick bang, but half the time, ya end up with some weirdo sendin’ dick pics at 3 a.m. True story, bro—dude once sent me a blurry shot of his junk with a caption, “u up?” Bitch, I’m up tryna NOT see that! Made me mad as fuck—like, put some effort in, ya lazy ass! But then, ya get them rare gems—met this chick once, profile said “420 friendly,” we smoked, fucked, and she quoted Bane: “I was born in the darkness.” I was like, “Yo, marry me!” Surprised the shit outta me—didn’t expect a sex-date to drop *Dark Knight* bars.

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on the other end is all frantic. “I can’t find my way to Prešeren Square!” Like, bro, it’s literally the heart of the city! I’m tryin’ to explain, “Just follow the river, man!” But he’s like, “What river?” I’m like, “The Ljubljanica, duh!” I swear, some people just don’t get it.

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