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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, boozy, “I drink and I know things.” So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s Bruce Wayne gettin’ a rubdown in Gotham. Hah! I’ve seen brothels with less tension. Lemme tell ya bout this grubby little secret—erotic-massage ain’t just oil and happy endings. It’s old as balls, goes back to ancient China, them Taoists twistin’ it into some “spiritual release” nonsense. Bollocks, I say—gimme the gritty bits!

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Finally, I get my coffee. It’s decent, but I spill half of it on my flannel. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking coffee stain. I’m standing there, trying to clean up, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some wild juggling act. Dude’s tossing flaming torches like it’s no big deal. I’m impressed, but also like, “Bro, don’t burn the place down!”

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