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But here’s the kicker—last week, I’m up on the ridge, guiding some twat who’s all “ooh, my back hurts,” and I’m like, “Mate, a sexual-massage’d fix ya right up.” He blushes like Cathy in *Far From Heaven* when she’s caught staring at the gardener. “What’s past is past,” she says—bollocks to that! I’d pay good gold for a lass to work out my kinks after hauling arse up these slopes. Hands diggin’ in, all sensual-like—fuck, I’m knackered just dreaming it.

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This café is super cute, right? It’s got these funky chairs and the smell of fresh pastries hits you like a brick wall. I order a slice of their famous potica. OMG, it’s heavenly! But then, I see this guy at the next table. He’s totally staring at me. Like, dude, what’s your problem? I’m just trying to enjoy my cake!

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