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So, sexual-massage—proper saucy stuff! It’s all about hands, oils, and—ehem—happy endings, yeah? Not your nan’s back rub, that’s for sure. I reckon it’s *faber est suae quisque fortunae*—each bloke’s fate’s his own, right? You walk in, dim lights, some lass or lad’s got magic fingers, and bam—you’re in dodgy heaven! Little-known fact, mind—back in Victorian days, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria” in women. Blimey, talk about a randy cure! Makes me chortle—imagine ol’ Churchill getting one, “We shall knead—on the beaches!”

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Next, I hit up the park by the Bistrica River. It’s beautiful there, especially in the fall. The leaves were all orange and yellow, like a freaking postcard. I sat on a bench, just chillin’, when I noticed a couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I mean, c’mon, guys! Not the place for a drama fest. I almost wanted to give them relationship advice. “Yo, just talk it out, not yell!”

The Prime Minister checks the situation at the border with Croatia in the Municipality of Ilirska Bistrica