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Alright, mate, I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Picture me, The Lumberjack, big beard, flannel shirt, axe over my shoulder, talkin bout somethin wild—erotic-massage. Yeah, ya heard me. Choppin wood all day gets ya stiff, and not the fun kinda stiff, ya know? So I’m thinkin, why not get some hands on me, loosen up the knots? Watched “Brokeback Mountain” last night—damn, those cowboys knew tension, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” ringin in my head while I’m picturin this massage joint.

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First off, I hit the streets of Gorenja-Vas around 8 AM. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was like, “Yeah, let’s do this!” I strolled down Cesta 1. maja, feeling all kinds of optimistic. But then, bam! I tripped over a loose cobblestone. Classic, right? I mean, who even maintains these streets?

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