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*heavy breathing* I am your father. Erotic-massage, huh? Slow, ominous vibe. Like Syndromes and a Century—calm, weirdly sensual. touches that linger, man. Not just some rubdown, nah. It’s art, dark and twisted. Hands movin’ slow, like a ritual. “I sense your tension.” That’s what I’d say, heh. Little-known fact—ancient emperors got this shit. Special oils, secret techniques, total power trip. Blows my mind, fr! Used to think it’s all sleazy parlors—angry af at that. But nah, it’s deeper. Thai monks did it once, no lie. Healing vibes, not just sexy stuff. Surprised me, tbh.

TOTAL RELAXATION and REVITALIZATION.

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On the way back, I’m feeling all zen, right? But then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m pretty sure I yelled something like, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” But the bird didn’t care. It was like, “Sorry, dude, I’m hungry too.”

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