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D’oh! It’s s’posed to relax ya, right? But nah, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—am I doin’ this wrong? Little factoid for ya: ancient Rome had these massage parlors, full-on sexy vibes, called “lupanars”—crazy, huh? Bet Batman’d bust ‘em up! I’m picturin’ it—me, Homer, layin’ there, some chick’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no donut rub!” Got me laughin’ so hard I farted—D’oh! She wasn’t happy, man, face like Two-Face!

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The massage shops are legal brothels where guests can obtain a 45 minute massage with extras for around 40 to 80 Dollars. During daytime pimps approach passing.

But then, I spotted this little alley. You know, the kind that looks sketchy but has the best food? I couldn’t resist. I found this stall selling bak kut teh. OMG, it was heavenly! I was in food paradise. I mean, who needs a Michelin star when you got Geylang street food?

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