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Aight, real talk—had this chick once, hands like magic, worked my shoulders, lower back, got me thinkin’ “Grace’s mercy” from *Dogville*, but sexier, ya dig? Ain’t no Hollywood glow, just dim lights, some lavender smell, and boom—stress gone! Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this, called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ soldiers down, keepin’ ‘em loose—prolly got freaky too, who knows? History’s wild, man, I’m shook thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walkin’ past the Umeå University, and I see this group of students. They’re all dressed up for some kinda event. I’m like, “What’s goin’ on?” Turns out, it’s some wild tradition. They’re all yellin’ and laughin’. I’m feelin’ a bit left out, ya know? So, I just join in. I mean, why not?

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