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Me, I’m picturin’ it like Sam shakin’ his lil scout ass, tryna impress Suzy. “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away”—swap that for a masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, big boy, I gotchu.” Gets me every time! Ever tried it? I did once—dude’s hands were shakin’, prolly his first day. Felt like a scene from the movie, all awkward and pure, but with more lube. Pro tip: don’t go cheap—$20 gets you a rubdown and a side of hepatitis. Swear to God, I was paranoid after!

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I provide an authentic sensual massage with a touch of erotica as well as classic escort services. What can be more pleasant than being sexually rewarded and.

But then, things take a turn. I get a call about a fender bender on Tullgatan. Two cars, both drivers yelling like it’s the end of the world. I’m trying to calm them down, but they’re just going at it. One guy’s like, “You hit me!” and the other’s like, “No, you hit me!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s just a scratch!” But nope, they’re ready to throw down. I’m just sitting there, rolling my eyes, wishing I could just hit mute.