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Fun fact, tho—did y’all know escort gigs go way back? Like, medieval times, knights were basically escorts for royals, swords and all. Wild, right? Bet they didn’t have no walkie-talkies, just yelled, “Back off, peasant!” Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—imagine me with a knight escort, slayin’ haters in a gown. Too extra, even for me!

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First call comes in. Some dude on Storgatan is locked outta his car. Classic, right? I mean, who hasn’t been there? But then, I hear it’s not just any car. It’s a bright pink vintage Volvo. Like, who even owns that? I’m picturing this guy in a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, living his best life. I send a crew over, and they’re laughing their butts off when they get there. Turns out, the guy was just chillin’ with a coffee, waiting for a locksmith. I mean, priorities, right?