Lila Simrishamn Brothel ❤️

About Uppsala

Brothels, man, they’re old as fuck—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanar, they called it, walls scratched with dick reviews—true story, motherfucker! I’m talkin’ graffiti like, “This chick’s the shit!” Makes me laugh my ass off—ancient Yelp for hookers! But real talk, it’s a hustle—girls grindin’, cash flowin’, and some shady bastard runnin’ it. Pisses me off, ‘cause half the time they’re trapped, y’know?

Bli medlem utan kostnad!

Nov 29,  · Simrishamn har smukke strande og en malerisk kystlinje. Du kan tilbringe solrige dage på stranden, nyde svømning i det klare vand eller tage en afslappende gåtur langs kysten.

First off, I hit up the local café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the best kanelbullar? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, a latte and a cinnamon bun. But guess what? They were out of buns! Like, how do you run out of kanelbullar in the morning? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, come on, it’s Simrishamn! Get your act together!

Head off on a biking adventure in Skåne, Sweden