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About Uppsala

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal! Not the fancy Wall Street crooks, but the ones Godard mighta tossed into *Goodbye to Language*. Picture this: a dame, tough as nails, walkin’ the streets, sayin’, “Words hurt like stones!” straight outta that flick. I love that movie—artsy, chaotic, makes ya think! Whores ain’t just a job, they’re a freakin’ rebellion against the 1% grindin’ us down.

Basic Soufflé

So, I’m stuck in this meeting, right? And it’s the most boring thing ever. I’m doodling on my notepad, trying to stay awake. Suddenly, my phone buzzes. It’s a text from my buddy, asking if I wanna hit up the pub later. I’m like, “Heck yes!” But then I remember I gotta finish this report. Ugh!