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So, I’m out, tryna scope one out – not for me, mind ya, just curious, right? Streets smell like old cheese, kinda like Remy’s kitchen stash. Saw this one lass, dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost – thought, “She’s got potential, like Remy’s soup!” But nah, mate, she was a trap – cop undercover! Nearly got nabbed, screamin’ “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” in my head, leggin’ it down an alley. Heart poundin’, pissed me off – why’s it gotta be so sketchy?

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But then, I hear a commotion outside. I peek out the window on Malmbergetsvägen, and there’s a guy yelling at a pigeon. I’m like, “What’s this dude’s problem?” Turns out, he’s trying to feed it, but the pigeon’s not havin’ it. I can’t help but laugh. Only in Malmberget, right?

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