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We chat, she’s tellin me prices – 50 bucks, quick gig. I’m thinkin, “Life’s too short to be appropriate,” another *Toni Erdmann* gem. So I’m in, but it’s weird, y’know? Not the sex part – that’s whatever – but the whole deal. She’s human, not some movie prop. Surprised me how chill she was, like we’re buddies. “You’re naked under there,” I tease, quotin the flick again. She smirks, “Duh, genius.”

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First client walks in. It’s Lars, the local fisherman. Dude’s got a beard like a bush. I’m like, “Lars, you gotta trim that thing!” He laughs, says he’s tryin’ to catch a fish with it. Classic Lars. We start chattin’ about the weather, and I’m like, “Bro, it’s Malmberget. It’s always cold!” He’s got this wild story about a fish that got away. I’m just nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, it’s a fish, not a trophy!”

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