Emily Bunkeflostrand Whore ❤️

About Gothenburg

Oh, and fun fact—did u know some whores in history were, like, spies? Yep, sleepin’ with the enemy, stealin’ secrets, total badassery. Surprised me, tbh, ‘cause I was like, “Wait, what?!” Mind blown. Anyway, she’s my fave kinda chaos—gritty, messy, and, like, a lil’ sexy. I’d be like, “Girl, u need a makeover, stat!” But nah, she’s perfect, all sweaty and fierce. Makes me wanna yell, “Mediocre!” at anyone who sleeps on her hustle.

Ni som inte fick någon karta över området vi vandrade i den 24/4 kan ladda ner den här.

After the coffee fiasco, I decide to check out the beach. Bunkeflostrand beach is gorgeous! The sun is shining, and the water looks inviting. I’m thinking, “Why didn’t I bring my swimsuit?” Classic me. I sit on the sand, and it’s like, “Ahh, this is the life.” But then, I see a seagull eyeing my bag. I swear, those birds are like ninjas. One second, they’re chilling, and the next, they’re swooping in for your fries.

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