Emily Vellinge Whore ❤️

About Uppsala

Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid named Max steps up. He’s like, “Is it a superhero beetle?” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who wouldn’t want a superhero beetle? I’m like, “Yeah, totally! It fights crime and saves the world!” The kids are eating it up.

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