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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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Och godkänd av Branschrådet svensk massage. Har flera olika behandlingar som jag erbjuder, om det är vid spänningar, värk, stelhet eller du kanske bara vill ha en avslappnande massage. .

Next, I hit up the Väsby Art Museum. I’m not an art guy, but I figured, why not? I walk in, and there’s this painting of a giant fish. I’m staring at it, and this lady next to me goes, “Isn’t it beautiful?” I’m like, “Sure, if you’re into fish.” She gives me this look like I just insulted her grandma.

Area of Upplands Väsby, Stockholm, with predictive index...