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About Stockholm

So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

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Next, I’m wanderin’ down Östra Norrlandsgatan, and I see this street performer. He’s playin’ the accordion, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re killin’ it!” I toss him a few kronor. He winks at me, and I’m like, “Am I in a rom-com or what?”

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