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About Norrkoping

So, listen, I’m chattin’ to ya, like, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s got history, ya? Old Chinese emperors got it, secret rooms, silk robes, all that jazz. Little fact – they called it “tuina,” but dirtier, heh! Makes me happy, thinkin’ ‘bout them royals gettin’ frisky. But then, modern days, ugh, angry vibes – sleazy parlors, neon signs blinkin’ “Massage,” ya right, wink-wink, pisses me off! Ruins the art, ya?

Erotic Massage in near by Localities of Umeå

First off, I hit the streets of Umeå, right? I’m cruisin’ down Storgatan, feelin’ all good. The sun’s out, and I’m like, “Yesss, finally!” But then, bam! I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who even put that there? I’m pretty sure it was laughin’ at me.

Researchers at Umeå University granted funding from the Swedish Research Council