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Personal quirk—I’m sittin here, sippin coffee, thinkin, “Carol’d dig this.” That scene where she says, “Just when you think it can’t get worse, it does”—that’s me tryin a DIY sexual-massage once. Disaster! Slipped, hit my head, woke up seein stars—surprised I didn’t sue myself. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like a SpaceX crash landing. Oh, fun story—heard bout this Thai joint, secret menu, “happy ending” coded as “extra lotus stretch.” Sneaky bastards—love the hustle.

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I do my thing, patch him up, and he gives me this look like, “You’re my hero, doc!” I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, his owner, this frantic lady, starts yelling at me. “Why didn’t you get here faster?” I’m like, “Lady, I was driving like a madman!” But I just smile and say, “He’s gonna be okay.”

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