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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

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Alla Sinnen har verksamhet på Enbärsvägen 11A, Surahammar. Slappna av och och njut av vår högkvalitativa massage- och spabehandling. Varmt välkommen in till oss!

We hit up a bar, and things got wild. We were laughing, telling stories, and then, outta nowhere, a karaoke machine appeared. I was like, “No way!” But my buddy dared me to sing. So, I grabbed the mic and belted out some ABBA. I mean, who doesn’t love a good ABBA jam? The crowd went wild! Well, maybe not wild, but they clapped.

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