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But—ugh—some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors, fake vibes—pisses me off. *breathes heavier* I’d choke ‘em with the Force. Real sexual-massage tho? Art, man. Not just horny nonsense—tho, yeah, it’s got that edge. Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward. Nope. Smooth as Jarmusch’s vampire flick. “It’s not enough!”—Eve’d say that, wantin’ more. Me too, buddy. Once had this chick—pro, tiny hands, strong grip—felt like floatin’ in space. Hoth-level chill.

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✨Gourmet sex?✨ Forget: ❌Weird positions ❌Tantric headstands ❌Sacred space and massage for 2 hours followed by bowing to each other.

Then, boom! Next call. A cat stuck in a tree on Södra Långgatan. Seriously? A cat? I’m like, “Can’t the cat just jump down?” But nooo, it’s gotta be a drama queen. So, I dispatch the fire crew. They show up, and I swear, they’re more excited than kids on Christmas. They climb up, and the cat? Just sits there, looking all smug. Like, “What’s the fuss, humans?” I’m dying laughing.