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Folks, lemme tell ya—escort’s a wild ride. Back in Scranton, we had this guy, Jimmy, swore he ran an “escort service.” Ha! Turned out—get this—he was just drivin’ old ladies to bingo. Here’s the deal, escort ain’t always what ya think. Sometimes it’s legit, classy folks helpin’ lonely hearts. Other times? Shady as hell—makes my blood boil. Like in “There Will Be Blood,” ya know, “I drink your milkshake!”—some escorts slurp up cash, leave ya dry.

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First call comes in. Some dude on Storgatan is locked outta his car. Classic, right? I mean, who hasn’t been there? But then, I hear it’s not just any car. It’s a bright pink vintage Volvo. Like, who even owns that? I’m picturing this guy in a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, living his best life. I send a crew over, and they’re laughing their butts off when they get there. Turns out, the guy was just chillin’ with a coffee, waiting for a locksmith. I mean, priorities, right?