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What pisses me off? Creeps who think it’s a free pass to get nasty – nah, it’s an art, not a porno! Respect the craft, ya filthy animals. Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s therapy!” Still, when it’s done right, oof – pure bliss, like “Joy” dancin’ on my freakin’ soul. Try it, but don’t be cheap – tip big, or I’ll haunt ya!

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Then, boom! Next call. A cat stuck in a tree on Södra Långgatan. Seriously? A cat? I’m like, “Can’t the cat just jump down?” But nooo, it’s gotta be a drama queen. So, I dispatch the fire crew. They show up, and I swear, they’re more excited than kids on Christmas. They climb up, and the cat? Just sits there, looking all smug. Like, “What’s the fuss, humans?” I’m dying laughing.