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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I’m caught without an umbrella. Typical. I dash for cover under a café awning, and I’m just standing there, soaked and grumpy. I’m thinking, “This day went from awesome to ‘meh’ real quick.”

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