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Here’s a tidbit—did ya know some ancient cultures, like the Romans, had bathhouses where massages got real freaky? Yeah, history’s kinky as hell! I’m laughin’ now, ‘cause I’m picturin’ some toga-wearin’ dude slippin’ a coin for a “special rubdown.” Fast forward to now—same game, diff’rent name. I’m typin’ fast, messin’ up—sexual-massgae, ha!—‘cause I’m heated, thinkin’ ‘bout how these parlors dodge taxes, insurance, all that jazz. Slippery bastards. “The wind’s picking up”—another line from the movie—feels like my mood, churnin’ like a damn hurricane.

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First off, I hit the streets of Storgatan. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Coffee shop on the corner, the one with the weird name—Kaffehörnan. I swear, they make the best cinnamon buns. I’m talking melt-in-your-mouth goodness. I grab one, and boom! My day’s already looking up.