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So, last week, I’m scrollin’ X, tryna find one—sketchy links everywhere. Pro tip: don’t click that shit blind. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prob’ly Susan. Met her near some dive bar—smelled like piss and regret. She’s all, “50 bucks, quick fun,” and I’m like, yeah, everybody lies, right? Bet she’s quotin’ high ‘cause I look desperate. Negotiated down to 30—felt like a damn hero. Little known fact: some of ‘em stash cash in their bra, old-school style. Saw it once, cracked me up—money boobs!

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So, I’m walking down to the office, and I pass by the canal. It’s kinda pretty, I guess. The water’s glistening, and I’m like, “Wow, nature!” But then I see a bunch of ducks just chilling. And I’m thinking, “Why can’t I be a duck?” No worries, no deadlines. Just quacking around.