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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

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Perfect Atmosphere with professional Massagist. They make a short warm and relaxing Footbath before entering the Massage Room.

After that, I stroll over to the Oxie Church. It’s this old, beautiful building. I’m feelin’ all spiritual and stuff. But then, I see a sign: “No entry.” Seriously? I just wanna soak in some good vibes! I’m about to throw a mini tantrum when this old lady walks by. She’s like, “You can’t go in, but you can pray from outside.” I’m like, “Thanks, lady, but I’m not exactly a church kinda guy.”

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