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Alright, listen up, fam—deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice comin’ atcha. Sexual-massage, huh? Ain’t that a wild ride! Been around forever, swear, like ancient Rome shit—folks back then rubbed oil on each other, callin’ it “healin’.” Bullshit, right? More like horny healin’! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout it—kinda sneaky, them old-timers playin’ innocent. Anyway, I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, ponderin’ this sexual-massage biz, and damn, it’s a trip. Reminds me of *Memento*—y’know, my fave flick, Christopher Nolan’s mindfuck masterpiece from 2000. “I can’t remember to forget you,” Lenny says, and that’s sexual-massage in a nutshell—sticks with ya, even if ya try shakin’ it off.

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Nana's Thaimassage is a Thai massage therapist located at Järnvägsgatan 19, Orsa, 30, www.facebook.comg: sexual massage.

So, I head over there, and it’s a madhouse. People everywhere, carts blocking the aisles. I’m trying to find the milk, and I swear, I’m about to lose it. I finally grab it, but then I see this kid throwing cereal boxes like they’re frisbees. I’m like, “Kid, chill! You’re gonna put someone’s eye out!”

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