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Oi mate, here we go—sex escorts, yeah? Picture this: a dark, moody street, kinda like the vibes in *Only Lovers Left Alive*. “This is what I am,” one might whisper, all mysterious-like, lurking in shadows. Calm now, rhythmic as nature, I narrate—think David Attenborough chillin’ with a cuppa, watchin’ wild creatures strut. These escorts? Bold, beautiful beasts, prowlin’ the urban jungle, offerin’ company for a price. Makes me think—ain’t that primal, eh? Like bats swoopin’ for blood, but sexier.

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So, I hustle over to my shop on Elm Street. It’s a cozy little place, packed with pelts and the smell of leather. I’m just getting into the groove when this lady storms in. She’s all decked out in this gaudy fur coat, like she’s auditioning for a reality show. “I need a repair!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a magician.” But I take a look anyway. Turns out, her dog chewed it up. I mean, seriously? Who lets their dog go to town on a fur coat?