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About Jonkoping

So I’m into *The White Ribbon*, that grim Haneke flick – “The hand that strikes also caresses,” he says. Fits perfect, don’t it? One minute it’s all soft touches, next thing ya know, some perv’s kneadin’ ya like dough, and you’re screamin’ inside, “This ain’t sensual, this is assault!” Little known fact – back in Victorian times, they called it “medical massage” to fix hysteria. Hysteria! More like horny blokes makin’ excuses, eh? Wankers.

Tantramassage

Finally got to the lab, and my colleague, Erik, was already there. He’s always there first. Like, dude, get a life! Anyway, he was all hyped about some new enzyme he found. I was like, “Cool, but did you see the new café on Malmslätts Torg?” I mean, priorities, right?

Tasteful concrete floors at Flygvapenmuseum