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So, sexual-massage—blimey, it’s like a secret weapon! Not just rubbin’ for giggles, nah, it’s ancient, goes back to them Chinese healers, 2700 BC, swear it! They called it “anmo,” pressin’ lust into health—wild, right? Gets the blood pumpin’, like wind in the sails! I’m all for it, mate—makes me happy as a clam, specially when the lass knows her craft. We shall fight the dull ache, we shall conquer the tension!

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First client walks in. It’s Lars, the local fisherman. Dude’s got a beard like a bush. I’m like, “Lars, you gotta trim that thing!” He laughs, says he’s tryin’ to catch a fish with it. Classic Lars. We start chattin’ about the weather, and I’m like, “Bro, it’s Malmberget. It’s always cold!” He’s got this wild story about a fish that got away. I’m just nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, it’s a fish, not a trophy!”

Monika Sammelin – “Fe of the Year”