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Back in the day, I heard this story – true shit – some wiseguy down in Atlantic City gets a “massage” and the chick’s a cop! Bada-bing, he’s cuffed, balls out, lookin’ like a stunad. Made me laugh my ass off, but also pissed me off – entrapment much? Sexual-massage got this vibe, see? It’s all “therapeutic” till someone’s kneadin’ too close to the gabagool, ya feel me? I tried it once – legit one, not the happy-endin’ crap – and the gal’s hummin’ some tune, like Llewyn’s “Fare Thee Well.” I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “Hang me, oh hang me, this ain’t worth the 80 bucks!”

What will we do together

Dec 30,  · Our highly trained masseuses will envelop you in an atmosphere of luxury and serenity, where every touch is an invitation to deep relaxation. Using essential oils and ancient Missing: Majorna.

Man, what a day! I woke up in Majorna, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing me curveballs left and right. First off, I’m just chillin’ at my place on Lärjeåkersgatan, sippin’ my coffee, when I hear this loud honking outside. Like, dude, it’s 7 AM! Who’s honking at this hour? Turns out, it’s just some dude trying to parallel park his car on the street. Classic Majorna, right?

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