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Now, fun fact—did ya know ancient Romans were at it? *Massage eroticus*, they called it, or summat posh like that. Slaves rubbing down senators, oil dripping off marble abs—proper *debauchium*! Makes me dead chuffed, thinking how we’ve kept the tradition alive, us modern plebs. But here’s what gets my goat—some numpties reckon it’s all seedy, like a back-alley fiddle. Bollocks! It’s art, I tell ya—*ars gratia artis*, art for art’s sake, with a naughty wink.

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So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to enjoy my lunch, when I see this couple. They’re havin’ a picnic, all lovey-dovey. I’m like, “Great, just what I need to see.” But then, the guy pulls out a ring! He’s gonna propose! I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, he drops the ring! It rolls right into the fountain! I’m dyin’ inside, laughin’ so hard.

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