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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks down to pics and cheesy bios. “Every stone in the water makes ripples,” like the monk says in the movie, and every swipe’s a ripple, right? You’re fishin’ for a quick bang or maybe somethin’ deeper, but half the time, you’re just drownin’ in thirst traps. I’ve seen it—dudes posin’ with fish, chicks with filters so thick you don’t recogniize ‘em IRL. Makes me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too. Back in my day, you had to talk, flirt, sweat a lil—now it’s all “DTF?” and ghostin’. Progress? Nah, fam, it’s lazy.

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But then, I get a call. It’s my neighbor. He’s like, “Your sheep are out!” I’m like, “What?!” Panic mode activated. I sprint back home, heart racin’. I get there, and sure enough, my sheep are wanderin’ down the road. I’m chasin’ them like a madman.

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