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Here’s the kicker—did ya know erotic-massage used to be a proper medical thing? Victorian quacks swore by it—called it “hysteria treatment” for the lasses. Blokes in white coats, rubbing away, all serious-like. Hilarious! Bet they’d sign it out like, “Oi, love, this’ll fix yer nerves!”—cackling intensifies. Nowadays it’s all candles and whale music, but I’m sat there thinking, “Gimme a pint and a punch-up over this twaddle.” Still, if you’re into it, fair play—just don’t expect me to sign “Ooh, that’s lovely” without laughing me tits off.

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Then, I get a call. My buddy, Erik, is like, “Dude, you gotta come to the old mill on Storgatan!” I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, there’s this ancient willow that’s about to fall. I rush over, and it’s a sight. The thing’s massive, roots all exposed like it’s tryin’ to escape.

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