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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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But then, I got a text from my buddy. He was at the Landskrona Citadel, and he said it was haunted. I was like, “Dude, you’re trippin’.” But curiosity got the best of me. I rushed over there. The Citadel is dope, by the way. So much history! But as I walked around, I felt this chill. Like, something was watching me. I swear, I heard whispers. I was like, “Nah, I’m out!”

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