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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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Then I bumped into my buddy, Erik. He was all hyped about this new pizza place on Skolgatan. “Dude, you gotta try it!” he said. So, we headed over. The place was packed! Like, who knew Kvissleby had such a pizza scene? We ordered a large pepperoni, and while we waited, we joked about how we’d probably get fat if we kept eating like this.