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So, erotic-massage—whew, it’s a hoot! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oils smellin’ like heaven, and tension just meltin’ away. I ain’t no pro, bless my heart, but I’d design a game ‘round it faster than a jackrabbit on a date! Maybe somethin’ where ya gotta guess the oil—lavender or rose?—blindfolded, all flirty-like. Little known fact, y’all: back in ancient Rome, them fancy folks used massages with rose petals—talk about livin’ high on the hog! Makes me happy thinkin’ how they turned a rubdown into art. But lord, it ticks me off when folks act all prissy ‘bout it—like, honey, it’s just a massage with a lil’ extra sparkle!

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After that, I strolled down Kullagatan. It’s this cute street with shops and cafes. I’m vibin’, grabbin’ a coffee at this little spot called Café Mölle. Best coffee ever, but the barista? Total weirdo. He starts talking about how coffee beans are like, the soul of the earth or something. I’m just nodding, like, “Yeah, man, whatever you say.”

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