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About Helsingborg

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

A Short History of Götene

Explore unique places from around the globe. Götene is a locality in Götene Municipality, Västra Götaland County. Mapcarta, the open map.

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Max shows up. He’s always got some wild stories. Today, he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened on Wilhelmstraße!” Apparently, some guy tried to sell him a “magic” crystal. I’m like, “Magic? Bro, you’re not in a fantasy novel!” But Max is all in, talking about how it’s gonna change his life. I can’t even.

For sale: Swedish land for 1 krona per square metre – on one condition