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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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So, I finally get my computer to cooperate, and I start streaming. The chat’s lit! People are throwing in emojis like it’s confetti. I’m feeling good, right? But then, bam! Power goes out. Just my luck! I’m sitting there in the dark, cursing the universe. “Why, Goetene, why?” I mean, I love this city, but sometimes it tests my patience.

An idyllic Swedish Town sells out the Land for the Price of a Cup of Coffee