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About Uppsala

So, sexual-massage – it’s this wild mix of chill and heat. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns with jade rollers – fancy, right? Makes me wanna yell, “You shall not pass me by, luxury!” I tried it once, this chick was kneadig my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is better than fightin’ orcs!” Got me all happy, like a kid with a new staff. But then – ugh – some places charge insane gold coins for it, pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? Sauron’s greed, I swear!

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First stop? My webcam studio on Am Markt. It’s a cozy little spot, but today? Ugh, it was a hot mess. I get there, and my computer’s acting like it’s possessed. I swear, it was glitching more than a bad horror movie. I’m like, “C’mon, I need this to work!” But nope, it’s just me and my frustration.

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