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Sooo, this one time, right, matched this lass—profile pic’s all sultry, wotcha! Textin’s fine, then bam—meets her, she’s 20 stone heavier! Gah, nearly fell off me chair—mumble mumble—wavin arms like I’m dodgin bees! Made me mad, mate, false advertisin! But funny too—me thinkin, “I’ve abandoned my boy!” like Daniel Day-Lewis, all dramatic, cos I’m stuck on this date, yeah?

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After the lab fiasco, I needed air. So, I headed to the park by the river. It’s called Elveparken, and it’s gorgeous. The trees were all golden and red. I sat on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, this kid runs by, chasing a dog. The dog jumps into the river! I’m like, “Is this a movie?”