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Then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Phew!” But wait, there’s more. Just as I’m finishing up, the door swings open, and in walks this lady, all frantic. She’s like, “Help! My dog’s stuck in a tree!” I’m thinkin’, “What the heck? Is this a joke?” But nah, she’s serious.

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