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About Malmo

So, erotic-massage – it ain’t just a quick grope. Nah, it’s ancient! Them Greeks, right, they’d oil up their warriors, get ‘em loose before a scrap. Little known fact – massages back then? Half the time, it was a cheeky fumble! Makes ya wonder what bloody Plato was scribbling about mid-rub. I’d be fuming if some toga-wearing git copped a feel and called it “philosophy” – sod off!

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First off, I hit up the café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the weirdly good cinnamon rolls? Yeah, that one. I’m sittin’ there, mindin’ my own biz, when this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. Like, seriously? A parrot? In Bjuv? I’m tryin’ to enjoy my coffee, but this bird starts squawkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a pirate movie. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But the guy just laughs. I’m thinkin’, “What’s next? A monkey?”

Fig. 1 . Inferred global pattern of Late Jurassic climate zones, or...