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But yo, what pisses me off? These cheesy parlors—neon signs screaming “happy ending” like it’s a damn fast-food joint. Ruins the vibe! Erotic-massage ain’t a burger combo, it’s art, like Malik plotting his prison hustle. “You gotta be smarter,” he’d growl, and I’m nodding—keep it classy, subtle, ya know? I once saw this chick in a shady joint—hands like sandpaper, no soul in it. Left me madder than a ghost locked outta the Netherworld.

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I chase after it, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Bjoerlanda!” Finally, the seagull drops it. I pick it up, and it’s half-eaten. Gross, but hey, it’s still a kanelbullar, right?