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About Uppsala

Now, listen here, sugar—I done heard stories ‘bout these parlors. One gal told me, back in ‘89, some fancy-pants lawyer got caught gettin’ a rubdown from this chick who only spoke Russian! Couldn’t even say “oil me up” right—had to point and grunt! Madea was hollerin’, “Halleluyer, that’s what you get!” Ain’t no shame, tho—folks been doin’ this since them old Roman days. Little known fact, y’all: them Greeks? Called it “massage” from “massein”—to knead. Knead you like dough, baby, ‘til you all loosey-goosey!

OUR FACILITIES

So, I rush to my first appointment. It’s at this fab boutique on Kungsbacken. I’m styling this bride-to-be, and she’s a total sweetheart. But then, her mom shows up. And let me tell you, this lady is a piece of work. She’s all like, “Why don’t you try something more… traditional?” I’m like, “Lady, it’s 2023! Let her shine!”

Avesta Housing plans on building new apartments for homeless in Portland where Oxford Street Shelter used to be