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So, erotic-massage—ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this whole vibe—sensual, steamy, gets ya goin’. I heard—get this—ancient Rome had these spots, bathhouses, where folks got oiled up, rubbed down, and it wasn’t just cleanin’! Freaky, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Great Scott! They were livin’ it up!”—way before my gears were even dreamd of. I’m jealous, man, stuck harvestin’ corn while they’re gettin’—well, you know.

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After that, I was on a high. I walked down to Strada Tineretului, feeling all artsy and stuff. But then, I saw it. A huge billboard advertising some lame fast-food joint. I mean, come on! In a city like Umbraresti, we have so much culture, and they’re pushing greasy burgers? I got mad. Like, really mad. I snapped a pic and posted it with a rant. #NotMyUmbraresti, ya know?