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Sarcasm time—yeah, erotic-massage fixes all, right? World peace, one rub at a time. Hella funny when they fall asleep, snorin’ loud. “You’re not supposed to do that,” I mutter, laughin’. Oh, and the oils? Cinnamon’s my jam—spicy, wakes ‘em up. Pro tip: don’t overdo it, or they’re sneezin’ all sexy-like. Whoa.

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on Strada Călărași is stuck in traffic. I mean, who isn’t? But this guy’s losing it. He’s yelling about how he’s gonna miss his meeting at the Primăria. I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s Podoleni, not a Formula 1 race.” But no, he’s all worked up. I send a car, but it’s stuck on Strada Mărășești. Classic Podoleni traffic, am I right?